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Hi. I'm Marissa. Just your average socially awkward fandom blogger. I listen to Owl City, Lights, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, and Bring Me the Horizon. I'm also a huge fan of Doctor Who and Supernatural and the YouTubers Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Destiel is my otp and no one can convince me that they are not meant to be.
53 minutes ago 503198 notes reblog

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

55 minutes ago 887203 notes reblog

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

58 minutes ago 11841 notes reblog

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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disabledgirlism:

it’s pretty common for people discussing rape culture within feminist discourse to conveniently leave out disabled girls, but this is just a casual reminder that disabled women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted, abused or raped than able-bodied women. on top of that, 50% of deaf girls and 54% of deaf boys have been sexually abused or assaulted. so please stop leaving us out of your discussion about rape culture.

2 hours ago 482155 notes reblog

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

23 hours ago 91 notes reblog

@lightsy: Get to see this brat in a few days.

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begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

23 hours ago 11366 notes reblog

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

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sceneybopper:

I like hand tattoos but I also like a variety of employment opportunities

1 day ago 68780 notes reblog

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

1 day ago 3126 notes reblog

lostfitzy:

Officially the best photo I’ve ever taken

DTHM.