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check out this new keyboard i bought
HOW RICH ARE YOU
The keyboard was only like $60 dude
THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK
The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters
Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre
I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?
They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.
damn that’s a lot of dildos
[BREATHES DEEP] BUT I WILL NEVER END UP LIKE HIM [SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE] BEHIND MY BACK I ALREADY AM [AGGRESSIVELY FLIPS TABLE] KEEP A CALENDAR SO THIS WAY [CLUTCHES CHEST] YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW [HEARTWRENCHING SOB]
Fall Out Boy Alphabet: I is for…
➪ Infinity on High (Third Studio Album)
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
hes gonna make a great seeing eye dog
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
hello yes where do I go to apply for Courtney Love’s all-women army
Plot twist: All the members of Fall Out Boy die in the YBCs except for Patrick and inside the brief case is a sequel to Patricks Soul Punk album
She can learn to control it. I’m sure. Until then…We’ll lock the gates. We’ll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people, and keep her powers hidden from everyone. Including Anna.
i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch